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Posted on 31st Aug at 6:56 PM, with 239,155 notes

tightvaginas:

three things i’ll say in awkward situations:

  • hahahahah
  • omg
  • idk
Posted on 31st Aug at 4:30 PM, with 109,976 notes

digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

Tagged: #jajaja, #que bueno,
Posted on 31st Aug at 4:03 PM, with 308,634 notes

nintendoggystyle:

what beautiful weather outside im gonna close the curtains

Posted on 31st Aug at 2:52 PM, with 1 note

the fuck
the fuck
WHAT THE FUCK

Posted on 29th Aug at 6:38 AM, with 125 notes
me during the daytime: closes my eyes for a moment and immediately falls asleep
me at nighttime: closes eyes and doesn't fall asleep until 2028
Posted on 29th Aug at 6:36 AM, with 1,047 notes

danielstudges:

Imagine the referee during the Liverpool vs Real Madrid matches

YOU GET A YELLOW CARD, RAMOS

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YOU GET A YELLOW CARD, BALOTELLI

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LUCAS, PEPE, SKRTEL, YELLOW CARDS FOR YOU TOO

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YELLOW CARDS FOR EVERYBODY

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Posted on 29th Aug at 4:49 AM, with 107,310 notes

milgramexperiment:

tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS

Posted on 29th Aug at 4:45 AM, with 831 notes

”I’m very happy. I dedicate it to all my teammates, who made it possible, and to everyone who believed in me. You always have little hope that you might win and so I did feel quietly confident. I would like to thank all my teammates..I will do that in person when I get back to Madrid tomorrow.” - Cristiano Ronaldo.

Tagged: #you look good,
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